Can you believe it !

So this afternoon I had just finished training, and I had a small TV shoot in the afternoon. Then I made my way over to the massage Sensei I go to for a quick work out on my back etc. Then Mark Ginther called me and asked if I was up for a weight training session? I said, be there or be square! And then I was out of the sushi shop I had just gone into to load up on the protein. I was sure that I had left my wallet there, because by the time I had made my way to the Gold's Gym for the weights, I had lost my wallet and the little sushi shop was the only place I had taken my wallet out. So I spent a good hour doing some serious aggressive weight training, I was seriously pissed off. There was a lot of money in that wallet so I didn't want to loose it, and it made me really pull some serious weights. I then made my way back to Sushi place and asked about my wallet, but they had not found it anywhere! By this time I had totally given up on actually ever seeing that money again, when I went home to drop of my gym bag before making my way out to my own gym. I then told my wife about it, and she was not too impressed, but there was nothing we could do about it...
I went back to the gym and then I made my way home after having picked up the things I needed, and then my wife greeted me with a smile. She had found the wallet in the toilet on the second floor of our house...How it made it there I have no idea, but there it was and inside was all the money I thought I had lost! So that made me real happy. It just seems that either I am too busy lately or there are seriously some one trying to play tricks with me. I mean I found my keys in the trash can the other day...

日本語でこの文章を書くのは難しいですが、頑張ってみます。今日は練習朝から二回もありまして、その後は原宿でワンカットのNHK番組のために撮影が入っていました。自分はかなり疲れていたけど、撮影が終わればマッサージにいけると分かったのでちょっとだけ頑張った。それで、マッサージが終わったときに次の練習の前におなかがすいていたので、すし屋さんは接骨院の前にあったので入って卵三つとサーモンを二つにしました。そのままでマーク・ギンサーから電話がかかってきたので、一緒に今日は筋トレしないかっていう話でした。僕はちょうど筋トレしたかったですのですぐに行くよってすし屋から出ました。そのときは確かに小さい財布からお金を出して払いましたけど、ゴールドジムについたときはあの財布無かったです！ちくしょう、と思いながら思いっきり筋トレしましたよ。でも、一回家に帰ってジムで使う服を取ったけど、すぐ出たはずよ。けど、バイクでお店までもう一回行って財布無いですか？を聞いたけど無かったです。しょうがないと思いながら、家内に何って言ったらいいのか？を悩みながらバイクに乗っている自分は寂しかったです。ところが、家に着いたときに笑顔でお帰りって！財布は二階のトイレにありましたよ。。。これ以上いえないですけど、自分はまだそんなに頭は殴られていないはず。。。しかし、これで一週間以内に二件目です、この前は鍵がゴミ箱でした。。。